Alive without breath...

What irritates you most about your commute? The bag-on-the-seat trick? The chatterbox who just won't leave you alone? The wannabe-DJ subjecting you to the thump,thump,thump of his music? Some commuters seem to take pleasure in being rude - are you one of them?

What did you want to be when you grew up? A Chocolate Taster? A Superhero? A Ghostbuster? Imagine if these fictional workplaces were real...

Why settle for a sick day when you can blame alien abductions, exploding ovens, or yogurt disasters? These excuses make Hollywood plots look dull in comparison!