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The 30 Most Incredible Excuses for Missing an Interview!

By James Ball | Feb 4, 2016 | Friday Funnies

picture of a woman in the bed and title text: 30 most incredible excuses for missing an interviewThe life of a recruitment consultant is plagued with doubt.

We can spend hours and hours hunting down and screening candidates, finally find the perfect match, persuade our clients to interview them…

Then BOOM, an hour before the interview, we’ll get a phone call saying ‘I’m sorry I can’t make it.’

Sometimes you’ve just got to laugh; it’s what we signed up for, after all.

So this week, we thought we’d share some the funniest, most ridiculous and outrageous interview excuses we’ve heard over the years; believe me, honesty is not always the best policy!

Drunk and disorderly:

Interview Excuses 1: “I was out last night and I’m still too drunk to drive!”

Interview Excuses 2: “I’m really, really sorry but I’ve been arrested.”

Interview Excuses 3: “I’ve just woken up in someone’s house. I have no idea who they are or where I am.”


Interview Excuses 4: “I need to stay in the house today to wait for a parcel.”

Interview Excuses 5: “I forgot I’m due in court today, sorry.” (No prior mention of this.)

Interview Excuses 6: “I’ve landed a date and I haven’t had one is so long, that I just have to go.”

Image issues:

Interview Excuses 7: “I forgot to wash my suit.”

Interview Excuses 8: “I got my hair cut last night and it’s just ridiculous.”

Interview Excuses 9: “I did get to the office, but my heel broke so I didn’t go in.”

Technological malfunctions:

Interview Excuses 10: “My laptop just exploded, so I can’t do my presentation.”

Interview Excuses 11: “Sorry, my iPhone broke and I’d forgotten where to go.” (Sent from iPhone).

Interview Excuses 12: “I’m on holiday in Australia!” (Oh, thanks for letting us know?!?!)

Unfortunate accidents:

Interview Excuses 13: “I fell over on the ice and banged my knee.”

Interview Excuses 14: “A car drove by and splashed an entire puddle over me.”

Interview Excuses 15: “I slipped over in the shower and I have a huge lump on my head.”

Commuter chaos:

Interview Excuses 16: “I fell asleep on the train and missed my stop!”

Interview Excuses 17: “I’m sorry, I woke up in Edinburgh this morning (the interview was in Birmingham).”

Interview Excuses 18: “I’m in London, just getting myself prepared…” (The interview was in Manchester).

Family fun:

Interview Excuses 19: “My mum said I’m grounded.”

Interview Excuses 20: “I’ve just found out my sister is sleeping with my husband.” (In ruder language).

Interview Excuses 21: “I’m going into labour.” (Pretty good excuse, but no previous mention of pregnancy).

Caught in the act:

Interview Excuses 22: “My car’s been stolen.” (From someone without a car/driving license).

Interview Excuses 23: Voicemail received at 6am; “I’m really sick.” (Loud music & singing in background).

Interview Excuses 24: Text 1: “Sorry, I’m ill – can we rearrange?” Text 2: “Just sacked off my interview. f*ck it let’s go pub.”

Pet peeves:

Interview Excuses 25: “My goldfish died and I’m really sad.”

Interview Excuses 26: “My dog decided to rip up my suit and shoes”

Interview Excuses 27: “There’s a pigeon in my house and I don’t know what to do.”

Just plain weird:

Interview Excuses 28: “I’m in hospital getting my TV remote surgically removed.” (Please – say no more).

Interview Excuses 29: “I’m sort of handcuffed to my bed.”

Interview Excuses 30: “I can’t find my USB stick, I think my ghost has moved it.”

What the heck?

Because recruitment consultants aren’t (usually) directly hiring them, candidates do often feel like they can be a lot more honest with us.

We then have to decide whether we tell our clients the truth, paraphrase, understate or occasionally even fib about what has happened (for our candidate’s dignity if nothing else).

If truth be told; even when you give a good excuse for missing an interview, you will have put a little doubt in the employer’s mind, which just means added pressure to wow during the interview.

Recruiter Pro Tip

Employers; if you do receive a last minute interview cancellation and you’re wondering whether to re-schedule or just to sack the time-waster off, think to yourself…

  • Does their story sound plausible?
  • When you dig deeper, does it just start to crumble?
  • Does their tone of voice match the story?
  • Does something seem a little “off?”

Use your intuition! Are you potentially losing a fantastic, passionate candidate, or are they clearly not that bothered about the role?

(You should also check out these absolute gems: The 30 Best (Worst) Excuses For Pulling a Sickie!)

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Happy Friday!

- James Ball

James Ball

James is the founder and owner of Coburg Banks and a recruitment expert from Sutton Coldfield in the UK.  He regularly advises companies on how to improve and get the maximum ROI from their recruitment processes.

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