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Cover letters: often a dazzling showcase of brilliance or a madman’s diary. Here are some gems that didn't hit the mark.

CVs are littered with buzzwords and grandiose claims, like job seekers suddenly becoming 'visionary leaders.' At Coburg Banks, we sift through the jargon to find genuine talent.

Some people craft excuses so outlandish they deserve an Oscar. From alien car thefts to swan standoffs, we've heard it all.