The Elves.

In the wild world of interviews, nothing beats the sheer terror of "Why do you want this job?"—especially when honesty isn't the best policy. Watch job seekers twist into verbal acrobats or go hilariously rogue.

Some applicants apparently think "Senior Accountant"requires expertise in underwater basket weaving or wizardry. Coburg Banks will save you from this madness.

Are you a master of 'shutting your mouth'? Do you have a 'high-level of self-importance'? And are you completely alienated from family and social commitments? Then we might just have a job for you. Crybags need not apply.