Word Play.

Forget the buzzwords and corporate fluff; these brutally honest job applications swapped nonsense for candor and hilariously landed the job anyway. Who knew honesty and caffeine addiction could be so charming in the hiring game?

Isn't it exciting? When you leave work knowing that you'll soon be somewhere exotic, sipping on a cocktail and catching some rays, without a worry in the world for a while? But then, as quick as a flash!!! It's all over! your alarm clock is ringing angrily in your ear and you're acutely aware that your first day back at work has arrived. Cue, the post-holiday blues!

Will I make friends? Will my boss regret hiring me? Will I humiliate myself in some uncontrollable accident? Does your mind run wild on your first day at a new job? You're not alone!